You know what I'm talking about. YOU KNOW.
Don't give me that innocent look, you ninny. *bashes you on the head*
And don't you "whaaaaat?" me.
-insert random Russell Peters quote here-
Xiao Rui, I am sorry to say, that even though you weren't present, I enjoyed myself immensely today singing my heart out. Well, most of the time. The other time was the time we went out to have cotton candy. :D
Anyway, the point is-what kind of friend am I? How can I still enjoy myself while my bf is back at home, obviously growing cobwebs and rotting away, being pecked clean by vultures! I swear, the next time we decide to go out together I will- oooh~ Bunnies~! *exits stage left*
*silence*
*runs back on stage*
OMG I sooo totally didn't mean that! Anyway, as I was saying-- IS THAT A MARSHMALLOW CHOCOLATE STICK?! HEY, YOU! @#$& get your ass back here! *jumps into the crowd and chases after the poor guy who innocently decided to bring chocolate coated marshmallows and didn't know host's addiction to them*
*silence*
*host's friend comes up*
Well, I don't think she's coming back anytime soon... soo....
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!
1 comment:
*blink blink* what?
Saying this to myself: "if you can't understand what is written, most probably it's not written for you to understand." LOL
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