That time, I told my mom she was just lucky but secretly, I thought to myself, 'that's really cool!'.
Yeah, but now, I seriously think that Buddha, Jesus, or god forbid, Allah, can go jump into a lake.
If they can find my mom a parking space, they surely can help me find my mother's money, am I right?
I've been shopping plenty of times, and this is the first time I've had a crisp 50 dollar note disappear from my pocket.
To anybody who picked it up/stole it/took it, burn in hell. And tell Hades I asked him to add another few millennium to your soul. I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
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