With All Due Respect

HUGH JACKMAN IS LOVE.

(it's in BOLD and RED. Just to get the point across.)

Agent Zero is Chinese. Bloody hell, he looks like that guy from Mythbusters (which I secretly have a crush on-whoops!) and DID YOU SEE THE WAY HE JUST SHOOTS LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS?? Damn him dying. Even though he totally upped Hugh Jackman's coolness meter up another notch, it was so degrading for him to die being blown to pieces.

Only I was kinda sad the Light Bulb Guy was killed so early in the movie. Why did he have to die?? WHY?? Stupid Victor.  And the part where they broke into the building? Pure awesomeness. Wade is freakin' good with a sword, I'll give you that. And later when he becomes Deadpool and have a freaking' metal middle finger is hilarious. Just imagine, you can flip someone the metal bird if they piss you off. Ain't that awesome?

And Gambit? HAWT. The part where he saves Logan from the FALLING TOWER OF DOOM is drool-worthy.

I hate Styker (?) but he's one of the better character with more depth. I mean, dude. We know his history and his reason. Not to mention he EPIC WINS at making people hate him, since he is, you know, the bad guy. The other people just die too soon.

But despite having a promising plot, the movie fails to deliver. I mean, it's got MURDER! REVENGE! ANGST! PSYCHOPATH! MURDER! SHARP POINTY METAL CLAWS!! DUDE!! It's supposed to be a mind-blasting, jaw-dropping, eyeball-popping kind of AWESOME POSSUM film!!

Instead we get this really COOL Hugh Jackman and tons of other HOT boys. Mmm...

If I'm saying anything, it's that this movie is worth watching. Even just to see the really yummy boys fighting with really yummy moves that can cause serious injury. (Note I said nothing about the plot. Just the yummy boys.)

Wow. The whole post is about the male characters in Wolverine. Hey, don't look at me. Even some of the boys agree Hugh Jackman is orgasm-inducing.

I might not be as bent as I thought... XDD

ps. I'm sooo downloading the movie and watching it again. I missed the better part of the first half because I was trying to put on my contact lenses. Do you have any idea how hard it is to put on your lenses in the dark??