The only part I like is the FIRST FREAKING PAGE, TOP RIGHT CORNER.
Zoom in a little more...
INNER FANGIRL ROAR OF TRIUMPH.
BUT THEN KISHIMOTO WENT RETARDED AND CAME UP WITH RETARDED FLASHBACKS THAT DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL. PERIOD.
[Warning: Spoilers ahead. Not that you'll mind, I don't think.]
SO PATHETIC.
And then Kishimoto KILLED MY BRAIN WITH ANOTHER STUPID TWIST.
Um, seriously, what??
Okay, first, with Karin.
- Um, Karin? We never saw a single strand on DNA of YOU in the Forest Of Death arc. Don't go fantasizing stuff.
- Sasuke never left Naruto/Sakura's side. The three of them were stuck together and Sakura was being a whiny bitch.
- Sasuke doesn't appear out of nowhere, kills a giant fucking bear, stands on its head all heroic-like, and say 'See ya.' to a girl he doesn't even know exists. It just doesn't happen. It's not his style. His style is to let the bear kill his competitor and take the scroll.
- He just doesn't do stuff for people, not even Naruto.
- He'll throw himself heroically into the line of danger for Naruto, but that's because Naruto is his teammate and secret lover.
- He doesn't give a damn about Sakura, who is his other teammate.
- He doesn't give a damn about people other than Naruto and Itachi, period.
- HELLO GIANT FUCKING BEAR IN THE FOREST OF DEATH AND WHERE WERE YOUR OTHER TEAMMATES, KARIN?? YOU SUCK.
- I can't believe you wore the same glasses all the way from when you were twelve to whatever age you are now.
- Sasuke DOES NOT say 'See ya.'
And now, Sakura...
- What happened to 'OMG HE HURT NARUTO IMMA GONNA KIIIILLLL HIIIIMMMM!!'?
- Do you honestly think that you can kill Sasuke? I MEAN HELLO, SHARINGAN-USER??
- Why the hell did you think that knocking out Kiba, Lee and Sai is a good idea? WHY? WHYY?? Stop acting like Harry Potter you make me want to puke. DD:
- Nobody cares if you leave Konaha. Seriously. No one gives a damn about you, except maybe Lee, but then again, he wears green spandex. They match your eyes.
- I just dislike they way you do stuff. I mean, super strength is cool and everything, but seriously? You're hot and you're cold, you're yes then you're no, you're in and you're out, you're up and... Oh, you get my drift.
- Just... Get out of the way.
And Sauce-ghey, you emo bunny.
- "What do you want with me?" Seriously? Have you been listening to Adam Lambert lately? I mean, I'm not surprised, with your extreme gayness and all, but still. You should've said "GTFOut of my sight, pinky." or something along that line. Saying 'what do you want with me' is just ENCOURAGING CONVERSATION WHICH YOU DO NOT DO AS IT IS NOT YOUR EMO STYLE.
- WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DENYING YOUR GAY NATURE, AND HAS YOUR TIME WITH PEDOSNAKE TURNED YOU INTO A SADISTIC UKE? BECAUSE THAT IS JUST SO, SO WRONG.
- Honestly. Stop being uke. It breaks my heart to see NaruSasu's in FF.net. WHERE DID THE COOL AND IMPERSONAL, STAND-OFFISH SEME SASUKE GO?? I want my SasuNaru!!
- Listen to more Adam Lambert.
Lastly, Naruto-kuun~
- Why have you become the Seme?
- Did you think that curling into a ball under your covers while digging a hole is smart? (Well, at least it did the trick...)
- Listen to Adam Lambert.
- WHY ARE YOU SEME?!
- Do you feel left out when the entire Shippuden is revolving around Sasuke, and not you, who had the series named after you?
- Find Sasuke quick and GIMME SUM YAAAOOOOOIIIIIII.
- K THX BAI.
NERD RAGE GUUUHH.
Wow freaking long LOL.
Moving on.
Dunno when I'll post the Spring Festival photos. Jia Woei KILLED MY BATTERY, YOU NINCOMPOOP!!
Culinary competition was a big mess because I sort of mess up. D: I left like... the chicken at home. Boo. And despite the amazing taste, it was not eye-catching. Yeah, we messed up.
Um. Sorry? Heheheh...
....Bye?
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