For example.
"I WANT YOUR LOVE AND ALL YOUR LOVERS' REVENGE
YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMAAAANCE."
complete with head-banging and air guitar.
Despite the fact that I dislike Lady Gaga, her songs are really addictive.
And also
*snort* *giggle* *lol* *teehee* *ROTFL*
People get used to this. I occasionally get high and do this even when not on coffee. I am that amazing. I am now famous for my unstoppable hilarity.
Not to mention
"ARRRGGH SHIIIT!!! OHMYGOD! DIU!! KAN TI TU!"
God helps encourage this behavior by whipping around and saying, "Yes? How may I help you?"
Furthermore
"....zzzz"
Getting high takes quite a lot of energy, you know?
To end it on a fail note,
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